machoc

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A man’s stupid excuse to act like a baby because he’s too scared to enjoy life or look cool without being a total ass.
Why did I skip the movie? I thought eating a burger at 2 a. m. was too girly.
He passed on the vacation because he thought going to the beach was 'weak.'
He refused to take the elevator because he thought it was 'unmanly.'
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A guy who thinks his cock is a Pokemon and that getting poked in the ass is the ultimate battle.
I called him a Norwegian cock. He called me a backstabber.
He took the hit like a champ. Then he called me a chicken.
He said, 'I’m not afraid of your cock. I’ve faced worse.' I said, 'That’s why I’m winning.'
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