MachoBitch

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A MachoBitch is a Bitch who starts bragging about lifting weights and how they're gonna beat you in the gym, even though they're still fat.
I lift 100 pounds and I'm gonna beat you in 2024
I go to the gym 3 times a week, you're just a lazy Bitch
I eat 5 pizzas and still lift weights, you're just a snack
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A MachoBitch is a Bitch who thinks they're a man because they post workout pictures online and call you a chump.
Look at my biceps, you're just a chump
I got 6 packs and you're still a Bitch
I post my workout and you're just a sad Bitch
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A MachoBitch is a Bitch who starts talking about protein shakes and how they're gonna be a bodybuilder, even though they can't do 10 push-ups.
I drink protein shakes and I'm gonna be a bodybuilder
I do 10 push-ups and you're just a Bitch
I'm gonna be a bodybuilder and you're just a snack
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A MachoBitch is a Bitch who thinks they're tough because they go to the gym and then come back to message you and laugh at you.
I went to the gym and I'm gonna laugh at you
I lift weights and I'm gonna mock you
I'm at the gym and I'm gonna beat you
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A MachoBitch is a Bitch who starts acting like they're a beast because they're in the gym and you're just sitting there being a Bitch.
I'm a beast and you're just a Bitch
I'm in the gym and you're just a snack
I'm a beast and I'm gonna beat you
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A MachoBitch is a Bitch who starts talking about how they're gonna beat you in the gym and then comes back to message you and says you're a Bitch.
I'm gonna beat you in the gym and you're just a Bitch
I'm gonna beat you and you're just a snack
I'm in the gym and I'm gonna mock you
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