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A fancy way of saying you smashed something just because you thought you were tough, even though you were clearly not.

I kicked the door off its hinges because I thought I was tough. I wasn't.

She threw her phone at the wall because she got a B on her math test.

He punched the vending machine because it didn't give him a soda.

When you destroy something just to show off, even if it was totally pointless and you looked like an idiot.

He broke the table just to show off. It was pointless and he looked like an idiot.

She trashed the room because she didn't like the color of the walls.

He ran over the garden because he thought it was a competition.

Doing something extreme and dumb just to look tough, even if you were clearly not tough at all.

He ate the whole cake in one bite just to look tough. He wasn't.

She screamed at the dog because it barked at her. It was dumb.

He threw his lunch at the teacher because he didn't like the subject.