macho pot

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a party drink made by throwing random stuff into a jug like vodka, soda, juice, and whatever is in the fridge or cabinet. it usually has something gross in it.
i drank a macho pot and it tasted like my cousin's old shoes.
the macho pot had expired milk and it was the worst.
my friend poured coffee and cereal into the macho pot and i cried.
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a mix of all the worst things you can find in the kitchen. it’s like a drink that’s trying to kill you.
the macho pot had ketchup and i almost died.
i drank it and my brother laughed at me.
i poured my mom’s soup into the macho pot and now i regret it.
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a drink that’s made by people who don’t care if it tastes like garbage. you drink it and hope for the best.
the macho pot had motor oil and it was the end of me.
i drank it and my tongue felt like it was on fire.
the macho pot was so bad my dog ran away.
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a big jug full of random stuff that people throw in. it’s like a drink that’s trying to make you sick.
my friend put pickles in the macho pot and it was the worst.
i drank it and my stomach made a noise.
the macho pot had spaghetti and it was like eating a mess.
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a drink that starts with a promise and ends with you vomiting. it’s made by people who love chaos.
i drank the macho pot and i threw up on my brother.
the macho pot had cereal and it was like eating a nightmare.
i tried to drink it and it tasted like my dog’s food.
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a mix of stuff that no one should ever drink. it’s like a drink that’s trying to ruin your life.
the macho pot had syrup and it was the worst thing ever.
i drank it and my friend laughed at me.
my brother put soap in the macho pot and i almost died.
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