Macho Paradigm

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The Macho Paradigm is when boys are taught to be tough, no feelings, and if they cry they’re called wimps. It’s like being forced to be a robot who only says ‘I’m fine’ even when they’re dying inside.
My dad told me if I didn’t stop crying, I’d be a girl.
My brother got laughed at for saying he was scared of spiders.
My teacher said, 'Boys don’t whine, they conquer.'
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The Macho Paradigm is the idea that being a man means you never fail, never feel, and never let anyone see you sweat. It’s like being stuck in a meat locker wearing a suit.
My cousin got called a ‘girl’ for getting a B on his math test.
My uncle refused to go to the doctor because he said, 'Men don’t get sick.'
My brother got teased for eating a popsicle in public.
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The Macho Paradigm is the stupid rule that says men have to be the strongest, loudest, and most stupid people in the room. It’s like being forced to wear a helmet and shout ‘I’m a man’ at a karaoke bar.
My dad said, 'Men don’t cry, they just die quietly.'
My brother got mocked for taking a nap during a video game.
My uncle said, 'Real men don’t need help.' when he broke his arm.
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The Macho Paradigm is when you’re told you’re weak if you don’t act like a man, even if that man is a total idiot. It’s like being forced to fight a goat with a spoon.
My brother got called a ‘girl’ for not eating his vegetables.
My dad said, 'Men don’t get hurt, they just pretend they’re fine.'
My uncle tried to wrestle a bear and got beaten up.
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The Macho Paradigm is when boys are told they’re weak if they don’t act tough, even if that toughness is just pretending they’re not scared of a little spider.
My brother said he was scared of the dark, and my dad said, 'Real men don’t fear the dark.'
My uncle got laughed at for saying he was tired.
My cousin was called a ‘girl’ for taking a nap.
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The Macho Paradigm is the stupid belief that men are the best at everything, even if they’re bad at it, and they’re also the worst at everything, even if they’re actually good.
My dad said, 'Men don’t get hurt, they just pretend they’re fine.'
My brother was called a ‘girl’ for not winning a video game.
My uncle said, 'I’m the best at everything, even if I fail.'
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