Macho meat-lover

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A meat-obsessed showoff who thinks they're the king of the grill and yells about meat like it's their last dying breath. They post pictures of their meat every day, like it's a holy sacrament.

I ate a whole pig for breakfast. You? Still eating cereal? Loser.

My meat is so good, it should be in a museum. Or a tomb.

I don't need a gym. My meat does all the work.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

They think meat is the only thing that matters. They brag about it like it's a championship win. They post videos of their meat cooking like it's a reality show.

This steak is so juicy, it's gonna cry on your plate.

I could bench-press a cow. You? Still lifting weights?

I don’t eat meat. I worship it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who thinks meat is the only thing that makes them cool. They talk about it like it's a religion. They post meat selfies like it's a daily ritual.

I eat meat so much, my pants are now a meat-suit.

I don’t need a date. My meat is my girlfriend.

I don’t have a life. I have a meat schedule.

by Slangipedia 10d ago