Macho Man

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Randy Savage. The guy who made wrestling cool. Also the guy who told everyone to eat Slim Jims like they were going out of style. Oooh yeah!

My uncle tried to wrestle me and said 'Oooh yeah!' like it was a secret code.

My dad wore a Slim Jim like it was a medal of honor.

My brother tried to act like Randy Savage and got kicked out of the house.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The Village People song that makes you want to dance in your pants and yell 'Y. M. C. A.!'

My mom played it so loud the neighbors came out to complain.

I tried to dance to it and fell over.

My friend's dog started barking at the song like it was a threat.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Wearing a shirt so tight it looks like your arms are about to rip out just to show off your muscles, even if it’s 30 degrees outside.

My cousin wore a shirt in the snow and his arms looked like they were on fire.

My brother tried to impress a girl and looked like a hot dog in a shirt.

My friend’s shirt was so tight his face looked like it was going to pop.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're making salad and you kiss the other person's butt and yell 'OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' like it’s a superpower.

My friend did it in the kitchen and his mom yelled at him.

I tried it and my brother laughed so hard he fell off the couch.

My girlfriend did it to me and I got a headache from the loudness.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

After having sex with your girl, you throw her off the bed and give her an elbow drop like it's the final round of the wrestling championship.

My brother did it to his girlfriend and she got a black eye.

I did it to my sister and she cried.

My friend did it and his girlfriend yelled 'I'll get you back!'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When the guy yells 'Oooh yeah' in a deep voice during sex like he's the god of wrestling and the guy from the 80s.

My dad does it every time he has sex.

My brother yells it so loud the neighbors come over.

My friend does it like it's a magic spell.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

That guy from California who comes in and takes your girl like it's a robbery and he's the thief.

My friend's girl got stolen by a guy from California.

My cousin got his girl taken by a guy who looked like a robber.

My brother's girl ran away from the guy from California.

by Slangipedia 8d ago