Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

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A man who’s too scared to be seen with another man tries to act tough by doing manly stuff just so he can grab another man’s junk and pretend he’s not a faggot.
At the gym, he lifts weights like a beast then grabs the guy next to him and says, 'You’re my bro now.'
He tackles his coworker in the office and says, 'You’re the man I’ve been waiting for.'
He starts a bar fight just to touch another guy’s arm and act like it’s nothing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Two men who want to bone each other but are too scared to admit it use dumb manly moves to hide their faggot feelings.
They high-five like it’s a fight and then hold on way too long.
They wrestle in the park and then hug like they’re best friends.
They slap each other’s backs so hard they almost fall over.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When two men are secretly in love but act like they’re tough guys by touching each other in weird ways to hide their gayness.
They bump shoulders in the hallway like it’s a big deal.
They do a headlock and won’t let go.
They punch each other’s arms and keep holding on.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who’s too much of a faggot to be seen with another man tries to act like a tough guy by doing manly things just to touch another man’s body.
He grabs the guy next to him at the gym and says, 'You’re my brother now.'
He wrestles his friend in the lobby and won’t let go.
He does a hand shake and won’t let go for five minutes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Two men who can’t stop looking at each other try to hide their love by doing manly things and touching each other in silly ways.
They do a manly bump and then won’t let go.
They high-five and start hugging.
They wrestle like they’re in a movie.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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