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A gay gorilla who thinks he's tough and won't shut up about it.
He flexed at the gym and yelled, 'I'm not just a man, I'm a legend!' Then he cried when he failed a bicep curl.
He tried to flirt with the barista and got kicked out of the coffee shop.
He posted a selfie with a raccoon and called it 'the ultimate flex.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A man who thinks he’s tough but is actually a crying, shirtless, hairy monkey.
He tried to fight a man at the laundromat and lost because he forgot to put on socks.
He texted his ex, 'You broke me,' and then cried in the shower.
He tried to be a tough guy at the gym, but the weights were too heavy, so he screamed and ran out.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A gay ape who thinks he’s a tough guy and won’t stop talking about it.
He texted his friend, 'I just bench-pressed 200 pounds and I’m still hot.' Then he got kicked out of the gym for being too loud.
He tried to impress a girl by doing push-ups and then fainted.
He posted a video of himself yelling at a pigeon and called it 'the ultimate flex.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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