macho-fag

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A man who looks like a bodybuilder but loves wearing glitter, fake nails, and dresses that scream 'I’m here to slay,' even if he’s got a beard and a chest hair explosion.
He showed up to the gym in a sequin shirt and a tank top. The weights were confused.
He texted me, 'I just got a manicure. I’m going to beat you up.'
He wore a dress to the bar and flexed. The whole bar laughed and then gave him free drinks.
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A guy who’s got biceps like bricks but still wears eyeliner, blusher, and a skirt that makes him look like a superhero with a fashion degree.
He came to the party in a skirt and a shirt that said 'I’m a man, and I love pink.'
He sent a DM: 'I just got my nails done. You gonna fight me? Or just cry?}'
He lifted a barbell with one hand and put on eyeliner with the other.
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A guy who’s got the body of a beast but still wears lipstick, bling, and a dress that makes him look like he just walked out of a drag show and a gym.
He showed up to the gym in a dress and said, 'I’m here to flex and slay.'
He sent me a message: 'I just did my hair. I’m gonna beat you up. You ready?'
He wore a dress to the bar and flexed. The bartender gave him a free shot.
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