macho cuddly

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#cuddly#flexy#not too tough

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a guy who has some meat on his bones but still lets you snuggle him without making you feel like you're being squeezed by a meat locker
He flexes at the gym, but when he cuddles me, I feel like I'm hugging a pillow.
He's got biceps, but they're not so big they make me feel like I'm in a wrestling match.
He's like a beefy teddy bear, you can still snuggle him without getting a broken rib.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a guy who’s got some jacked parts but still lets you spoon him like he’s a soft taco
He’s got a six-pack, but I don’t need a six-pack to sleep with him, I just need a six-pack of tacos.
He’s got arms like Popeye, but he doesn’t pinch me like a lobster.
He’s got a chest like a linebacker, but he doesn’t crush me like a bug.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a man who looks like he could beat you up but still lets you curl up next to him like he’s a couch
He’s got a body like a superhero, but I don’t need a superhero to snuggle, I just need a soft couch.
He’s got a biceps like a brick, but he doesn’t squish me like a pancake.
He’s got a chest like a mountain, but I don’t need a mountain to sleep next to, I just need a man who doesn’t hate me.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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