Macho beans

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You're so good at games you make the rest of us look like babies who just learned to pee on the floor.

Bro, you're like a video game cheat code in a Mario Kart race.

I lost to you three times in a row. I think you're trying to ruin my life.

You beat me in Fortnite like it was a Sunday afternoon nap.

You're so good at games that people think you're a wizard who stole the magic from the console.

You played me in Call of Duty and I didn't even get to fire my gun.

You beat me in Minecraft like I was playing with a broken controller.

You cheated in Roblox and I didn't even know how to cheat.

You're so good at games that the other players wish they had never been born.

You beat me in Among Us and I had to hide in the vents for my life.

You destroyed me in Rocket League like I was playing with a broomstick.

You beat me in Genshin Impact and I cried like a baby who lost their teddy bear.