Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Don't believe that queer Hakko, all the cool animals know Macho Fox is the most sick and twisted macho animal.

My uncle says Macho Fox is the only one who can make a hippo blush.

I saw Macho Fox flirt with a tiger and the tiger turned into a tomato.

At the macho party, Macho Fox was the only one who didn't get kicked out for being a pervert.

2

The king of all macho animals. The rest are just losers who follow him.

Macho Tiger tried to take over, but Macho Lion just laughed in his face.

Even the hippo knows Macho Lion is the boss of the macho team.

Macho Dog tried to challenge him, but got beat up by a single eyebrow raise.

3

Macho Tiger is the second best, but he still thinks he's the best.

Macho Tiger bragged to the whole forest that he was better than Macho Lion.

He tried to fight Macho Lion and ended up with a broken tail.

He still says he's the best, even though everyone laughs at him.

4

Macho Fox is the biggest pervert, and everyone knows it.

He was seen sneaking into the lion's cave at midnight.

He tried to flirt with a hippo and got tossed out of the macho team.

He even tried to make the wolf blush and failed, but still kept on going.

5

Macho Wolf is the most twisted of them all. He's the worst, but still thinks he's the best.

He tried to take over the team and got laughed out of the forest.

He still thinks he's the most perverted, even though he's clearly not.

He's the worst, but he doesn't care.

6

Macho Hippo is the strongest of the macho team. He doesn't need anyone else.

He kicked Macho Tiger out of the team just for being annoying.

He once squashed a whole group of macho animals just for fun.

He's the strongest, and he knows it.