MACHO

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A man who thinks he’s the only one with a pulse. He’s all about being tough, strong, and looking like a million bucks. He’s the kind of guy who’d rather bleed than admit he’s wrong.
Bro, I can bench 200 pounds. You can’t even carry my groceries.
He flexed at the gym like he was trying to impress a statue.
He said he’d never cry. Then he cried when his dog died.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the king of the jungle. He’s got more ego than a donkey and less brains than a bag of rocks.
He called me a ‘weakling’ because I chose pizza over chicken wings.
He bragged about his car like it was a spaceship.
He said he could bench-press a cow.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who thinks being a man means never showing any feelings. He’s the kind of guy who’d punch you in the face before he’d let you see him cry.
He called his mom ‘weak’ when she broke down after his dad died.
He said he’d rather be dead than look like a fool.
He cried during a movie and then blamed the theater.
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A man who acts like he’s the boss of everyone. He’s got a big head and a bigger attitude. He thinks the world revolves around him.
He said he’d never take a break. Then he collapsed during a workout.
He bragged about his car like it was a spaceship.
He told everyone he was the best, even though he lost the game.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who’s so full of himself he thinks he’s the sun. He’s got no brains, no heart, and no life outside of looking cool.
He said he’d never admit he was wrong. Then he was wrong.
He called his friends ‘weak’ just because they didn’t like his music.
He said he was the best at everything. Then he lost a bet.
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A man who’s so dumb he thinks he’s a god. He’s got more ego than a donkey and less brains than a bag of rocks. He thinks the dictionary is his best friend.
He said the dictionary was his best friend. Then he cried when it got lost.
He called his dog ‘weak’ because it didn’t like him.
He said he was the best. Then he got beaten up.
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