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A hot guy who everyone gawks at because he’s got a body like a god and a mouth like a swear factory. He’s the type to flirt with you while also roasting your mom. You’d do anything to keep him happy.
He texted me, 'You look like you could eat my mom for breakfast.'
He called me 'a hot mess with a brain the size of a pea.'
He insulted my pizza and then asked me out.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A guy who’s so good-looking you get jealous just looking at him. He’s got a personality that’s loud, rude, and sometimes a little bit magical. He’s like a snack you can’t resist.
He said, 'You’re the worst, but I still want to kiss you.'
He made my lunch look like a crime scene.
He texted me, 'You’re cute, but I’m still better.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A guy so pretty he makes your face hurt. He’s got charm, confidence, and a mouth that could start a war. He’s like a free pizza you can’t refuse.
He told me, 'You’re ugly, but I’m still coming over.'
He said my hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.
He flirted with me while also telling my brother he was a failure.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A guy so good-looking he makes your heart stop. He’s got a personality that’s loud, rude, and sometimes even funny. He’s the type of person who makes your life better without trying.
He said, 'You’re cute, but I’m still better.'
He told my friend I looked like a donut with no jelly.
He asked me out while also calling my dog a disaster.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A guy who looks like a god and talks like he’s been in a fight with the devil. He’s got charm, confidence, and a mouth that could make your face turn red.
He called me 'a hot mess with a brain the size of a pea.'
He said my dog looked like it had a meltdown.
He told my mom I was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A guy who looks like he stepped out of a magazine and talks like he’s been in a fight with the universe. He’s got charm, confidence, and a mouth that could start a war.
He said, 'You’re ugly, but I’m still coming over.'
He told my friend my lunch looked like a crime scene.
He asked me out while calling my brother a failure.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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