Machitini

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A boozy drink that knocks your brain out like a drunk karate kid at a bar fight

I drank a Machitini and my brain is now on vacation

My cousin tried one and now he’s arguing with the bar

I drank a Machitini and my dog ran away screaming

A fancy drink that turns you into a screaming mess after one sip

I had a Machitini and now my neighbor thinks I’m a ghost

My mom had one and she started talking to the ceiling

I drank a Machitini and my brother tried to eat my face

A drink so strong it could make a bull cry and a man run

I drank a Machitini and my bull started crying

My dad had one and ran out of the house like he was on fire

I had a Machitini and my cat quit my house