Machist

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A machist is a guy who cries like a baby because he never got his way and blames women for it.

Why did you fail the test? Because the girl next to me was louder.

I got fired because my boss is a woman and she hates me.

I failed my driving test because the instructor was a woman and she laughed at me.

A machist thinks men are the best and women are just there to make him feel bad.

Women are just there to make me feel bad and I don't need any of them.

I don't need women to be happy, I need them to be quiet.

Men are kings, women are peasants, and I'm the king of the peasants.