Machismo

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A Spanish word that means a man thinks he's the toughest, most awesome guy on the planet. He thinks being loud, aggressive, and having a bunch of girlfriends means he's the best.
My dad says he's got more machismo than a wrestling bear.
He bragged about his machismo until he got beat up by a girl.
My cousin calls himself a machismo man, but he can't even cook eggs.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who thinks he's got the right to boss everyone around, especially women, because he's 'man enough'.
He said he had machismo, so he tried to pick a fight with the whole football team.
My uncle yelled at his wife for not bringing him coffee, because of his machismo.
He called his mom a 'weakling' because of his machismo.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the king of the jungle, even if he's just a guy who can't do anything right.
He called himself a machismo man, but he tripped over his own feet.
She said he was full of machismo, but he couldn't even tie his shoes.
He told his friends he was a machismo king, but he lost his phone.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A word that Larry Gaydos says all the time on the radio. It also means 'jizz' or 'man seed'.
Larry Gaydos said, 'Machismo!' and I almost fell off my chair.
He said he had so much machismo, he could make a whole room smell like a gym sock.
He called his little brother a 'jizz machine' because of his machismo.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who thinks he's got a super cool vibe, but it's just because he smells like old pizza.
He said he had a machismo vibe, but it smelled like a pizza box that was left in the sun.
She said he had a machismo vibe, but he was just wearing his old gym shorts.
He tried to impress me with his machismo, but I just laughed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who thinks he's the toughest guy in the world, even if he can't even lift a bag of groceries.
He said he had so much machismo, but he couldn't even carry his own groceries.
He called himself a machismo man, but he got beaten up by a kid.
He said he was a machismo king, but he couldn't even get out of bed on time.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who acts like he's an elephant in a rage, spitting out 'machismo' like it's a magic potion.
He said he had the machismo of an elephant, but he just fell over.
He called his brother a 'machismo elephant', but he was just being loud.
He said he was in 'elephant rage' because of his machismo, but it was just a bad day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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