machiridza

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A machiridza is a person who lives for alcohol and will drink you under the table. They have big butts and can twerk like a pro. If you end up in bed with one, you'll probably regret it the next day.

I tried to outdrink my machiridza cousin. He drank me into a coma.

My machiridza neighbor showed up at my house with a keg and a twerking dance routine.

I woke up next to a machiridza. My head hurt. My pants were on fire.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A machiridza is a beast of a person who drinks like a fish and twerks like a maniac. If you mess with them, you're asking for a beatdown and a hangover.

My machiridza uncle showed up at my birthday with a bottle of rum and a twerk battle challenge.

I tried to leave a machiridza bar. They followed me home and drank my fridge empty.

My machiridza boss gave me a raise... and a shot glass.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A machiridza is someone who never stops drinking and can make your dance floor shake. Don't start a fight with one, they will beat you and make you drink your loss.

My machiridza friend showed up at my wedding with a flask and a twerk stick.

I tried to outdance my machiridza cousin. He twerked me into submission.

My machiridza roommate drank my entire stock of energy drinks in one night.

by Slangipedia 5h ago