Machiphilia

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When you get a hard on from watching people beat the crap out of each other.

I watched that MMA match and got a boner so strong I peed my pants.

Every time I see a wrestling match, I get a boner that could split the earth.

He started jerking off during the boxing match and didn't notice the crowd staring at him.

Getting a massive erection from the sound of people screaming and getting wrecked.

I got a boner so loud I woke up my mom.

He was getting wrecked in the game and I couldn't keep my pants on.

She started jerking off during the battle and her brother walked in.

When you get a boner just by seeing people get pummeled like a piñata at a party.

He got a boner so big he knocked over his water bottle.

She was getting pummeled and I couldn't take it anymore.

He got a boner so hard he broke his phone.

Getting a boner from watching people get smashed like a bag of bricks.

He got a boner so strong he peed on the floor.

She was getting smashed and I started jerking off in the middle of the street.

He got a boner so big he knocked out his neighbor.

When you get a boner just by seeing people get wrecked like a pancake at a breakfast party.

He got a boner so loud it woke up the whole neighborhood.

She got wrecked and I started jerking off in the middle of the class.

He got a boner so hard he broke his desk.