Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your computer or device is being a total idiot and won't stop giving you the finger.

My laptop just crashed. Again. What is it? A monkey with a keyboard?

This phone is slower than my grandma’s walker.

My computer just froze. I swear it's mocking me.

2

Your device is being a complete piece of garbage and refuses to work.

This tablet is so broken it should be in a trash can with a job.

My phone is acting like it's been through a war.

My computer just started speaking in tongues. I think it's possessed.

3

Your computer or device is being a lazy bastard and won't do what you tell it to.

My laptop is being a slacker. It won't even boot up.

This phone is so lazy it's taking a nap in the middle of my Zoom call.

My device is being a total slug and won't respond to me.

4

Your device is being a complete smartass and won't stop messing with you.

My computer keeps popping up with stupid messages. It's trying to annoy me.

This phone is so smart it's being a smartass.

My tablet is being a jerk and keeps crashing on me.

5

When your computer or device is being a total brat and won't stop being a pain in the ass.

My laptop is being a brat and keeps freezing on me.

This phone is so annoying it's giving me a headache.

My device is being a total pain and won't stop crashing.