machinot

My cousin is a machinot. He told a joke about socks and nobody laughed.

At the party, the machinot tried to rap. It was like listening to a cat with a broken radio.

My teacher called me a machinot because I spelled 'because' as 'becuz'. I cried.

My neighbor is a machinot. He said the sky is green and nobody argued with him.

The machinot in my group thought pizza was a vegetable. We all lost our minds.

My mom said I was a machinot for thinking dogs could talk. I still believe them.

My friend is a machinot. He yells ‘I’m the king of the world’ in the shower every day.

The machinot at the store tried to flirt with the cashier. It was awkward and sad.

My brother is a machinot. He wears a crown to school and nobody respects him.

My uncle is a machinot. He thinks he’s a superhero. He wears a cape to work.

The machinot in my class said the moon was made of cheese. I believed him for a week.

My dog is a machinot. He barks at the mailman like he’s a war hero.

My friend is a machinot. He ate 10 ice creams and then cried because he got a stomachache.

The machinot in my group tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. He failed.

My brother is a machinot. He jumped in a pool full of glitter and didn’t care.