machino

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From Cincinnati, Ohio, this phrase started as a band name and turned into a trash-talking motto. It’s like saying ‘fuck it’ but way more aggressive and way less fancy.
"Oso machino? I was born in a dumpster, I live in a dumpster, and I will die in a dumpster.", @DumpsterDude99
"I got a C on my math test. Oso machino. I’m gonna fail the whole class.", @MathHater2005
"He said I was ugly. I said oso machino and walked away.", @LamePerson2023
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It’s like a man vs a machine, but with more swearing and less actual fighting. It’s the ultimate flex when things go wrong.
"That printer is trying to kill me. Mano a machino.", @PrinterHater123
"He challenged me to a fight. I said mano a machino and I just left.", @LazyFighter456
"This robot is too fast. Mano a machino, I’m out.", @RoboFighter789
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It’s being Mexican, but extra. You like oranges? That’s a machino. You eat poptarts for breakfast? That’s a machino. You’re lazy? That’s a machino.
"I woke up at 3 PM. That’s a machino.", @LazyMexican123
"I don’t do homework. That’s a machino.", @NoHomework456
"I eat poptarts for dinner. That’s a machino.", @PoptartKing789
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