machinimating

I spent 20 hours making a 5-minute machinima. It’s garbage. I’m gonna delete it. I’m gonna cry.

My dog watched my machinima and fell asleep. That’s the best review I’ve ever gotten.

I tried to make a machinima about a dragon. It was just a guy in a hat.

I told my avatar to punch a dragon. It just stood there. I yelled at it. It still stood there.

I animated my character with one hand while eating pizza with the other. It was glorious.

My character fell off a cliff. I didn’t stop the video. I let it suffer.

My machinima got 3 views. My dog got 100 likes on TikTok.

I’m a machinimist. I make videos. I also make mistakes.

I used to be a machinimist. Then I got a life. Now I just make bad videos.