machinima

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Machinima is when lazy gamers use their game to make fake movies without actually filming anything. It’s like cheating at film school.

I used my game to make a movie instead of actually acting. My friends think I’m a genius. I think I’m a fraud.

My brother made a whole series using his game. It’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Also the best.

I used my game to make a movie about my cat. It got 1 million views. I’m now famous. I’m also still a fraud.

It’s when you take a game and turn it into a movie like it’s the most important thing in the world. Also, it’s usually terrible.

My cousin turned his game into a movie. It had 10 minutes of walking. I cried.

I watched a 2-hour game movie. It was like watching paint dry. But also cool.

My mom made a game movie about her dog. It got 500 likes. I got 500 likes for hating it.

Machinima is when people use video game tech to make movies like they’re trying to save the world. They probably aren’t.

My friend made a movie in his game. He said it was going to change the world. It just changed my life.

I made a movie in my game. It was about my mom. She didn’t like it. She said it was ‘annoying’.

My dad used his game to make a movie about his job. It was 3 hours long. I fell asleep.

It’s when you take graphics from a game and slap them into a movie like you’re trying to impress your friends. You’re not.

I used my game graphics to make a movie. My friends said it was ‘epic’. I said it was ‘epic’ because I had no idea what ‘epic’ meant.

My cousin used graphics from his game to make a movie. It had 3 minutes of fighting. It was glorious.

My brother used graphics from his game to make a movie. It had 10 minutes of walking. It was legendary.

Machinima is when you pretend the machines are going to take over the world. You also pretend you care.

My friend said machines are going to take over the world. I said I didn’t care. He said I was a ‘robot reject’.

I made a movie about robots taking over. It had 5 minutes of talking. It was amazing.

My sister said robots are taking over. I said she was just tired. She said I was a ‘human reject’.

It’s when you act like robots are taking over the world and you also act like you’re in a movie. You’re not.

I said robots are taking over the world. My friends said I was a ‘robot hero’. I said they were ‘fake humans’.

I made a movie about robots. It had 1 minute of fighting. It was legendary.

My brother made a movie about robots taking over. He said it was ‘epic’. I said it was ‘epic’ because I was tired.