machiniality

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The dirty work of making machines do stupid stuff
I spent all night boning a robot until it started crying
My boss said if I didn't bone the printer, I'd get fired
I boned a vending machine and now it only sells tacos
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Macha's boyfriend. Korean. Eats Pringles like it's his job. Kicks short people for fun.
He bullied a kid who was only 4 feet tall
He ate a whole bag of Pringles in one go
He kicked my cousin for no reason
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Someone who has sex with machines. Probably because they’re lonely or stupid.
He had sex with a lawnmower
She dated a washing machine for a year
He tried to have sex with a toaster and it broke
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