machini

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Macha's boyfriend. Half Korean. Loves picking on short people and eating pringles like it's his job.

Machini just called me a short stack. I'm gonna make him eat pringles for a week.

He bullied my cousin and then ate all my pringles. Classic Machini.

Machini called me a short stack again. I told him I'd bonk his face with a pringle can.

When you bone machines like they're your ex.

I was boning a vending machine last night. It didn't even care.

He boned a robot at the factory. It gave him a high five.

I boned a printer. It printed out my face.

Someone who gets their rocks off by having sex with machines.

I had sex with a washing machine. It was a spin cycle I'll never forget.

She had sex with a toaster. It popped out and said 'I love you.'

He had sex with a robot. It asked him for a raise.