machingo

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Machingo is a friend who will punch you in the face if you don't bring them pizza.
My machingo hit me because I forgot his pizza.
He's my machingo and he owes me $20.
My machingo is the only one who will help me rob a store.
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A machingo is a friend who will back you up even if they have to fight your mom.
My machingo fought my mom for me.
He's my machingo and he beat my dad.
I trust my machingo more than my teachers.
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Machingo is like a friend but with more swear words and fewer brain cells.
My machingo cussed me out for losing the game.
He's my machingo and he can't add 2+2.
My machingo is the only one who will eat my leftovers.
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