Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you think your friend is hot but you're too much of a coward to say it.

I see you checking my snap stories like a stalker.

You laugh at my jokes like you're my girlfriend.

You keep inviting me to hang out but never ask me out.

2

You fancy your friend but you're too much of a chicken to admit it.

You text me every day but never say anything about your feelings.

You keep giving me side-eyes like you're trying to flirt.

You ask me out but then act like it never happened.

3

You're in love with your friend but you're too much of a doofus to tell them.

You're always trying to be close to them like you're trying to impress them.

You keep sending me texts with random emojis like you're trying to be cute.

You act like you're fine with just being friends, but you're lying.

4

You like your friend but you're too much of a poser to say it.

You keep trying to be cool around them like you're trying to be their friend.

You act like you don't care when they're being cute.

You're always trying to be the first one to talk to them.

5

You're into your friend but you're too much of a wimp to say it.

You're always trying to get them to like you but you're too scared to tell them.

You send them random texts like you're trying to make them notice you.

You keep acting like you're fine with just being friends but you're lying.