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Going as fast as you can before you crash or poop your pants. Usually happens when you’re on a bike or a ski and you’re trying to look cool.
"You think you’re fast? I’m maching like I just stole a taco from a cop.", Jake, after failing a test
"She was maching so hard, she almost flew off the mountain.", Mom, who saw it happen
"I was maching so fast, my dog thought I was a superhero.", Charlie, who’s not a superhero
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How fast you’re going compared to how fast sound is. If you’re going Mach 1, you’re going about 717 miles an hour. If you’re going Mach 2, you’re basically a speed demon.
"He went Mach 2 and broke the sound barrier. I just went Mach 1 and broke my mom’s nose.", Tom, who’s not a speed demon
"Mach 2? I was going Mach 1 and my dog was going Mach 0.5.", Lisa, who’s not a speed demon either
"I got Mach 1 on my bike. My friend got Mach 2 on a skateboard. I got a broken leg.", Ryan, who’s a speed demon now
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A loud, high-pitched noise. Also used by Mrs. Kelly when she thinks she’s awesome. Sounds like a cat being hit by a truck.
"He yelled ‘Mach!’ so loud, it scared my dog.", Emily, who’s not scared
"Mrs. Kelly did a Mach and I failed my math test.", Ryan, who’s scared now
"I did a Mach in the hallway and got detention.", Alex, who’s now a Mach expert
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The best thing ever. It’s like saying ‘this is amazing’ but even more intense. It’s also used before Hach, which is like Mach but spelled wrong.
"This pizza is Mach Hach!", Lisa, who eats a lot
"Mach Hach! I just got a 100 on my math test.", Tom, who’s now a math god
"This game is Mach Hach! I’m going to beat my brother.", Alex, who’s now a game god
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Being super cool and sexy. Like when you’re walking into a room and everyone stops to look at you. Or when you’re wearing a shirt that says ‘I’m cool’ and you are.
"He’s so mach, he could get a date with my sister.", Tom, who’s not cool
"I’m mach and I have 100 likes on my TikTok.", Lisa, who’s super cool
"She’s mach and she’s got a dog that’s also mach.", Alex, who’s now the dog god
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When you totally own someone. Like when you’re flying past them in a fighter jet and they’re stuck in traffic.
"He mached me and I got stuck behind a bus.", Tom, who’s now a bus
"I mached her and she got stuck behind a dog.", Lisa, who’s now a dog
"He mached me so hard, I got stuck behind a turtle.", Alex, who’s now a turtle
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