Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The Machinez are the worst bitches from the Matrix. Yell it when you're about to die or when you're too wasted to think straight.

I just got killed by a boss in WoW. MACHINEZ!

My mom left me. MACHINEZ.

I failed my math test. MACHINEZ!

2

Morpheus went nuts after the Machinez war. Now he runs around screaming MACHINEZ like a lunatic who needs a drink.

Morpheus just yelled MACHINEZ in my face during a raid. I died.

That guy in the lobby screamed MACHINEZ and I lost my connection.

Morpheus came into my game and yelled MACHINEZ. I quit.

3

If you're ever MACHINEZ'd in a game, it's because Morpheus wants you to know the Machinez are coming to take over your life.

I was in a Halo match and someone killed me and yelled MACHINEZ.

My friend DM'd me: 'MACHINEZ! You're gonna die.'

I was in the middle of a boss fight and someone said MACHINEZ. I died.

4

Morpheus is a crazy old man who thinks the Machinez are going to end the world again. He yells MACHINEZ to warn people, even if they don't listen.

Morpheus ran into my game and yelled MACHINEZ. I died. Again.

My friend's character screamed MACHINEZ in my face. I got killed.

Morpheus is the worst. He keeps yelling MACHINEZ in my game.

5

Yelling MACHINEZ is the worst thing you can do in a game. It means you're either dead or about to be.

I was in a raid and someone yelled MACHINEZ. I died.

My friend kept saying MACHINEZ in chat. I lost my mind.

I got MACHINEZ'd by a random person. I died.

6

Morpheus is the worst. He screams MACHINEZ in your face, and then he dies. It's the worst thing ever.

Morpheus screamed MACHINEZ at me. I died. He died too.

That guy in the game died screaming MACHINEZ. I laughed.

Morpheus died after yelling MACHINEZ at me. I felt bad.