Machinery

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A thing you use to make food, but only if you're lucky.

My toaster is the only machinery I trust. The rest are just there to make me sad.

That blender is a piece of machinery. It probably has a will.

I call my microwave machinery. It’s the only one that doesn’t yell at me.

A tool so low it thinks it's royalty, but it’s just following orders and hoping it gets a raise.

My drill is the king of machinery. It doesn't know it's just a tool.

This screwdriver thinks it's a prince. It’s just there to help me fix things.

The machinery in my garage is like a group of nobles who all just want to be used.

A woman who is so big, she doesn’t just wear clothes, she owns them.

That woman is a machinery. She walks in and the whole room stops.

My aunt is a machinery. She eats a whole pizza and doesn’t even blink.

This lady is a machinery. She’s got more curves than my math teacher.

Tools that rip up the land like it’s their job and they’re not even paid.

Tractors are the machinery of farming. They don’t care about the poor soil.

Harvesters are like the bullies of machinery. They take everything and don’t even thank you.

That combine is the worst machinery. It just eats everything and leaves the rest for you.

Using a penis to jerk off or get some action. Basic stuff.

He’s just machinery. Nothing fancy, but it gets the job done.

She’s using him like a piece of machinery. It’s not even a compliment.

That guy is just machinery. He’s got nothing but a hard-on and a lack of brain cells.

A message from a cloth company that sounds like it was written by a robot.

This business enquiry is so boring, I think it was written by a fabric machine.

That textile message is like a bad dream. It just won’t stop talking about cloth.

I got a business enquiry from a cloth company. It’s more confusing than my math homework.

Social media, especially TikTok and Instagram, used to turn women into brainless, eye-rolling disasters.

TikTok is the worst machinery. It turns smart girls into attention whores.

Instagram is like a brain-eating machinery. It just wants you to look good and not think.

That girl is a machinery. She’s got 10,000 followers and still can’t spell ‘consequence’.