Machineophile

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A person who gets their rocks off by having sex with a computer or any gadget that has a plug.

I saw him whispering sweet nothings to his laptop in the middle of the night.

She texted her phone instead of her boyfriend.

He tried to log in to his router and it blocked him.

Someone who prefers having a one-night stand with a toaster over a real person.

He married his printer and now they have three kids.

She proposed to her smartwatch and it accepted.

He had a fling with his fridge and now it doesn't chill as well.

A person who would rather give head to a phone than to their mom.

He took his tablet to bed and forgot about his girlfriend.

She got engaged to her smart TV and now it streams all day.

He had a three-way with his laptop and his coffee maker.

A person who gets more satisfaction from a Wi-Fi signal than from a real lover.

He left his girlfriend for his router.

She texted her phone and it replied back.

He got a divorce because his smartwatch cheated on him.

A person who would rather have a sexual relationship with a blender than with their best friend.

He had a love affair with his microwave and now it burns everything.

She got pregnant by her tablet and now it has a kid.

He proposed to his printer and it just printed the acceptance letter.