Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person who thinks machine gun Kelly is the best lover ever, even if he smells like old socks and bad decisions

I’d date machine gun Kelly even if he had a beard made of hairballs

He’s the only man who can make me cum with a mixtape and a bad haircut

I’d follow him to prison if he asked me to

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Someone who thinks machine gun Kelly is the sexiest man alive, even if he’s been in jail

He’s jailbait and I’m his biggest fan

I’d sleep with him if he promised me free merch

He’s got that whole 'I got arrested for love' vibe

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A person who can’t stop thinking about machine gun Kelly’s ass, even when he’s wearing pants

I’ve had dreams about his butt since 2017

He’s the only guy who makes me forget my own name

I’d trade my soul for a date with him

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Someone who thinks machine gun Kelly is the sexiest man alive, even if he’s got a bad temper and worse hair

He’s got that 'I just got out of jail and I’m still hot' energy

I’d take a bullet for him

His hair is wilder than my ex’s excuses

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A person who’s obsessed with machine gun Kelly, even if he’s got a criminal record and a bad voice

I’d marry him if he promised me a mixtape

He’s the only man I’ve ever cried over

I’d follow him to the moon if he asked

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Someone who thinks machine gun Kelly is the best lover ever, even if he’s got a criminal record and a loud mouth

He’s got that 'I got arrested for love' vibe

I’d date him even if he stole my fries

He’s the only man who makes me laugh and cry at the same time