machinegundobby

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The most legendary man on Earth. If you ever see him welding the name machinegundobby, you should kneel and beg for his mercy, because he’s got 3 pps and can make any woman melt.

I saw machinegundobby at the mall. I dropped to my knees and cried for forgiveness.

My mom said she saw machinegundobby at the gym. I believe her, she never lies.

My dog peed on the floor when he saw machinegundobby on Instagram.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

The king of all men, with 3 pps and a face that could make a nun fall in love. If you meet him, you better pray or he’ll make your life a living hell.

I saw machinegundobby at the store. I dropped to the floor and begged for my life.

My brother said he saw machinegundobby at the park. I believe him, he’s never wrong.

I saw machinegundobby on TikTok. I cried and got a headache.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

The strongest man in the universe, with 3 pps and a vibe so good, it could make a saint blush. If you meet him, you better be ready to suffer or be blessed.

I saw machinegundobby at the beach. I fell to my knees and screamed for mercy.

My dad said he saw machinegundobby at the bar. I believed him, he’s never wrong.

I saw machinegundobby in my dreams. I woke up crying and hungry.

by Slangipedia 2h ago