machinegun guy

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A guy in a video game who shoots you with a machine gun like you owe him money.
He popped me in the head while I was eating a taco.
I was chillin' in the hallway and he blew me up.
He shot me three times before I even saw him.
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A guy who hides in a corner and shoots you with a machine gun like you called him a baby.
He waited until I turned the corner and then he gave me a face full of bullets.
He was behind a box and he took my life.
He shot me while I was trying to save my friend.
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A guy who kills you with a machine gun so fast you don't even get to yell.
He killed me before I could say 'what the hell?'.
I didn't even get to run before he blew me up.
He shot me so fast I didn't know what hit me.
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