machine washable

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A disease you get from bad choices that can be fixed with some medicine and a lot of regret.

My ex said it was machine washable. I had to wash my brain out with bleach.

He got it from a hooker who didn’t know her own name.

I told my mom I had a disease. She said I was just being lazy.

A curse you get from someone you used to like, and it can be cured if you're lucky.

My brother got it from his girlfriend. Now he’s stuck with her for life.

She got it from her boss. Now she’s stuck with him for life.

He said it was curable. I told him I believed in miracles.

A disease that comes from bad sex and you can get rid of it if you want to.

I got it from my girlfriend’s ex. Now I have to take pills and she laughs at me.

He got it from a guy who had a beard and a bad attitude.

My cousin got it from a boy who didn’t know how to spell his name.