Machine Wash

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When you're in a hurry and need a quick fuck and clean laundry, you grab a random chick, make her bend over, shove your dirty clothes up her ass, and use Downy to rub her raw while you punch her face and yell 'Rinse Cycle, Start' like a madman.

I used my sister's friend for Machine Wash last week. She still hasn't forgiven me.

My coworker did a Machine Wash in the breakroom. The manager came in and we all froze.

I did Machine Wash on my neighbor's mom. She called the police.

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A woman sits on a washing machine and lets it spin her like a crazy person. If the load is uneven, it vibrates her like she’s being tortured.

My girlfriend tried Machine Wash. The machine shook her so hard she had a headache for a week.

My aunt sits on the washing machine like it’s a throne. She claims it’s her daily ritual.

I watched my cousin do Machine Wash. The machine almost broke.

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It’s the thing that makes your clothes clean. If it’s broken, your clothes stay gross and you cry.

My clothes were still muddy after the Machine Wash. I threw my laundry at the machine.

My mom said the Machine Wash was broken. I had to wear the same pants for a week.

I tried to wash my socks. The Machine Wash didn’t work, and I cried.

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A blow job that turns into a hand job so violent it feels like the girl is trying to rip the guy’s dick off. No cumming, just chaos.

My friend got a hand job so hard during Machine Wash, he couldn’t walk for a day.

I tried to cum, but the girl did a Machine Wash and I just screamed.

He was doing great with the blow job, then she started Machine Wash and he lost it.

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It’s a machine... that washes... your clothes... you idiot. Why are you even confused?

My dad said 'Machine Wash' and I was like 'What the hell is that?'

I asked my mom what Machine Wash was. She just said 'It’s a machine, stupid.'

My teacher asked what Machine Wash meant. I said 'It’s a machine, that washes... tf.'

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When you wash your clothes. It’s not magic, it’s just a machine doing its job. Unless it’s broken, then it’s a nightmare.

My Machine Wash was broken. My clothes were still dirty after 5 cycles.

I told my mom to do the Machine Wash. She said 'I’m not your maid.'

I tried to wash my shirt. The Machine Wash didn’t work. I screamed.

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When you try to punch someone’s member and it all goes wrong. The woman starts shaking you like a washing machine, and you’re left confused and sore.

I tried to do a donkey punch. The girl had a seizure and shook my member like a washing machine.

My friend tried to punch the guy’s member. The girl started shaking him and he cried.

I did a donkey punch. The woman had a seizure and I got a broken hand.

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