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#machine gunning#texting lunatic#annoying

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When you type like a lunatic on your phone sending messages super fast with no breaks. It sounds like a machine gun, and it’s usually the annoying person who never stops typing even when you’re trying to sleep.
Your roommate texting at 3am while you’re trying to finish your homework.
Your lazy coworker spamming you with ‘lol’ and ‘brb’ every 30 seconds.
Your crush sending you 100 messages in 5 minutes because they’re too shy to just call you.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A gun that goes off like a crazy person is using it. It’s got a whole bunch of bullets and you have to turn a handle or push a button to make it go faster than a pizza delivery on a Friday.
Your uncle at the family reunion shooting a whole box of bullets at your cousin.
The kid in the back of the class blasting his gun during math time.
Your dad using it to scare the mailman every morning.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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