Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A good-for-nothing, brain-dead, constantly jobless creep who talks out of his ass and thinks he's the king of the world.

'I got 10 job offers yesterday, I just didn't want to take them.'

'I didn't lie, I just added some flavor.'

'I’m rich, I just don’t spend my money.'

2

A human who thinks they're the main character of their own story, even though no one else reads it.

'I’m not broke, I’m just waiting for my money to arrive.'

'I got fired, but I got a better job.'

'I didn’t quit, I just took a break.'

3

A human who acts like they're on top of the world, even though they're standing on a pile of trash.

'I work 12 hours a day, but I still have time to be a influencer.'

'I don’t have a job, I just have a lot of side gigs.'

'I’m not lazy, I’m just strategic.'

4

A human who's too proud to admit they're a failure, even when the whole world is laughing at them.

'I’m not broke, I’m just rich in experience.'

'I got 10 jobs, I just didn’t want them.'

'I’m not lazy, I just like to take naps.'

5

A human who talks like they're important, even though no one remembers their name.

'I got fired, but I’m starting my own company.'

'I didn’t lie, I just made it more interesting.'

'I’m not broke, I’m just waiting for my inheritance.'

6

A human who thinks they're the hero, even though they're just the sidekick in someone else’s story.

'I didn’t quit, I just took a break from work.'

'I’m not broke, I’m just in a financial detox.'

'I got 10 job offers, but I just didn’t want to take them.'