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A fancy word for when a computer tries to figure out the answer to a problem by making a bunch of dumb mistakes and then pretending it was smart.
My AI said it learned from its mistakes, but it just copied my homework.
The robot failed 10 times but still claimed it was a genius.
It took the computer 20 tries to realize it was wrong.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A buzzword kids drop at coding contests to trick everyone into thinking they know what they’re talking about, even though they don’t.
He said ‘machine learning’ and got a standing ovation, but he didn’t even know what it meant.
She used it to impress her crush at the hackathon.
He dropped it in a group chat and no one asked what it meant.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A filter used by men on dating apps to block any woman who isn’t perfect, based on a database of 1 billion pictures and the judgment of a 12-year-old.
He only swiped right on women who had the exact same body type as his ex.
It removed every woman who wasn’t 5'8" and had a perfect butt.
The filter was so strict, it blocked his mom.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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