Machine-gunner Belly

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A girl who’s thin everywhere else but has a belly like a soldier who just got hit by a whole damn machine gun.
'She’s like a skinny bean with a meatball for a stomach.'
'That girl’s got a belly like a tank just ran over her.'
'I swear she eats bullets for breakfast.'
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A flat-chested girl with a belly so big and tough it looks like it was fired from a machine gun.
'She’s got a gut like a grenade just exploded in it.'
'That belly is so hard I could bounce a quarter off it.'
'She’s got the gut of a man who fought in a war.'
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A girl who looks like she’s been shot by a machine gun and then ate a whole pizza.
'Her belly is like a fortress.'
'She’s got a gut that could stop a bullet.'
'That girl’s belly is so big it’s got its own zip code.'
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A girl who’s thin on the outside but has a belly like it was hit by a machine gun and then hugged by a burger.
'Her gut is like a brick wall.'
'That belly is so tough it could take a punch from a superhero.'
'She’s got a gut that could make a tank cry.'
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A girl who’s flat on top but has a belly like it’s been fired on by a whole squad of machine gunners.
'That belly is like it was dipped in concrete.'
'She’s got a gut so hard it could break a bone.'
'That girl’s got the gut of a man who fought a war.'
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A girl who looks like she’s been hit by a machine gun and then drank a whole soda.
'Her belly is like a football player’s gut.'
'That girl’s got a gut that could win a wrestling match.'
'She’s got a belly that could carry a whole army.'
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