machine gun turd

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you’re taking a dump and you let out a series of loud farts that sound like a machine gun, just to make it extra nasty

I was pooping and I let out three farts in a row like a machine gun. It was glorious.

He was crapping and he started firing off farts like he was in a war.

She took a dump and let out a whole barrage of farts. It was like a fart battle.

you’re shitting and you let out a bunch of farts so fast it sounds like a machine gun, just to be extra annoying

I was crapping and I let out like five farts in a row. It was like a fart machine gun.

He was taking a dump and let out a whole row of farts. It was ridiculous.

She was going number two and let out a bunch of farts like she was a machine gun.

you’re pooping and you let out a few farts so fast they sound like a machine gun, just to be extra smelly

I was crapping and I let out three farts in a row like a machine gun. The smell was unbearable.

He was taking a dump and let out a whole bunch of farts that sounded like a machine gun. It was disgusting.

She was going number two and let out a few farts that sounded like a machine gun. It was a stink bomb.