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A girl with big boobs, preferably with hard nipples, grabs both and slams them around like a crazy person while making loud gun noises, pretending she’s shooting someone.
My cousin did this at the mall and scared a kid crying.
She did this in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss lost it.
At the party, she did this to the DJ and he quit.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A woman with huge tits yanks them like a madman, makes gun sounds, and pretends she’s killing someone, probably because she’s angry.
She did this during a fight with her boyfriend and he ran out.
At the gym, she did this to the guy on the treadmill and he dropped his weights.
During the movie, she did this and ruined the ending for everyone.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A girl with big boobs grabs them both, shakes them like a maniac, and fires gun sounds at someone like they’re her enemy.
She did this to her mom during breakfast and spilled cereal.
At the bar, she did this to the bartender and got free drinks.
During a video call with her boss, she did this and got fired.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A girl with big boobs yanks them like a lunatic, shoots gun noises, and pretends she’s killing someone, just for fun and because she’s loud.
She did this in the grocery store and got shushed by the cashier.
During a family dinner, she did this and her uncle dropped his fork.
She did this in the car and her brother yelled at her.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A woman with big boobs pulls them both and shakes them like a madwoman, making gun sounds, because she’s angry and wants to kill someone.
She did this in the park and scared a group of kids.
During a Zoom meeting, she did this and her boss was confused.
At the airport, she did this and got stopped by security.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A girl with big boobs grabs them both, jabs them around like she’s fighting, and makes gun noises because she’s mad and wants to blow things up.
She did this at the gym and the guy next to her left.
During a text conversation, she did this and her friend lost it.
At the beach, she did this and everyone stared.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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