machine gun theory

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when a guy hits on so many girls at once he hopes at least one will say yes, like shooting a bunch of bullets in the dark and hoping one hits something that isn't a wall or a guy's head.
He asked every girl in the class to be his girlfriend during lunch.
He sent 10 texts to 10 different girls in 10 minutes.
He asked the barista, the waitress, and the security guard to go on a date.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a guy who flirts with every woman he sees just so he doesn't have to deal with rejection, like throwing a bunch of darts at a dartboard and hoping one sticks.
He hit on the woman at the grocery store, the one at the gas station, and the one walking his dog.
He asked three girls in the same coffee shop to be his girlfriend in five minutes.
He hit on the barista, the bartender, and the guy who cleaned the tables.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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when a guy tries to get laid by hitting on as many women as possible, like a messy guy throwing a bunch of trash in the trash can and hoping one piece lands in the bin.
He hit on five girls in the same restaurant before anyone noticed.
He asked the woman at the gym, the one at the gym, and the one walking by the gym.
He hit on three girls in the same five-minute span.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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