machine gun poop

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you’re on the toilet and your poop comes out like a bullet from a gun it hits your butt so hard it feels like you got shot

I was eating a taco and my poop went like a machine gun I screamed and my dog laughed

I was trying to read and my poop hit me in the back like a slap

I sat down and my poop came out like a rocket it made me jump and my mom heard me

your poop comes out so fast and hard it feels like you’re getting hit by a bullet from a gun in your butt

I was on the toilet and my poop shot out so fast it felt like my butt was on fire

I was trying to be quiet and my poop went boom it woke up my brother

I had a snack and my poop came out like a machine gun I couldn’t stop laughing

you’re on the toilet and your poop goes out like a machine gun it hits your butt and you swear you’ll never eat that food again

I ate pizza and my poop came out like a machine gun I swear I’ll never eat pizza again

I was on the toilet and my poop hit me so hard I yelled like a mad man

I sat down and my poop shot out like a bullet I had to wipe my butt 10 times