machine gun mouth

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A machine gun mouth is a person who talks so fast and nonstop it feels like they’re trying to make your brain explode with all the nonsense they’re spilling.

My cousin talked for 45 minutes straight about his cat’s hairball problems. I was half-dead by the end.

My teacher started explaining the Pythagorean theorem like it was a soap opera. I just wanted to die.

My mom told me the same story about her day 10 times in one hour. I got a headache and a death wish.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A machine gun mouth is someone who talks so much and so fast it feels like you're being shot with words from all directions.

My brother rambled about his video game achievements for an hour. I wanted to scream and hide under my bed.

My friend started telling me about his pet goldfish's life story. I felt like I was drowning in fish talk.

My boss started giving me a lecture about the coffee machine. I wanted to throw my coffee in his face.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A machine gun mouth is someone who talks so much and so fast it’s like they’re trying to make your ears bleed with all their nonsense.

My neighbor talked about his lawn for 30 minutes straight. I thought I was going to lose my hearing.

My friend started telling me about his sandwich like it was the most important thing in the world. I wanted to scream.

My little brother talked about his video game for 2 hours. I had to leave the room to survive.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A machine gun mouth is a person who talks so much and so fast it's like they're trying to turn your brain into a blender.

My uncle told me the same story about his dog 5 times in one day. I wanted to throw a pillow at him.

My friend talked about his pizza for 20 minutes. I had to bite my tongue to stay sane.

My teacher explained the meaning of life like it was a math test. I was ready to cry.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A machine gun mouth is someone who talks so fast and so much it's like they're trying to make your head explode with all their words.

My brother talked about his video game for an hour straight. I wanted to punch him in the face.

My friend started telling me about his hair like it was the most exciting thing in the world. I felt like I was going to lose my mind.

My mom talked about her day for 30 minutes. I was ready to run away.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A machine gun mouth is someone who talks so much and so fast it feels like you're being hit with words from every direction.

My dad talked about his job for 2 hours straight. I wanted to scream and hide under my bed.

My friend talked about his pet turtle for 15 minutes. I was ready to die.

My teacher started explaining the moon phases like it was a mystery novel. I wanted to throw my pencil at her.

by Slangipedia 5h ago