machine-gun intellectualist

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Spouts off like a fire hose but hits the wrong target every time.
He explained quantum physics like it was a pop quiz and failed it.
She rambled about philosophy until the whole class fell asleep.
He talked about the stock market like he owned it, and then lost all his money.
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Talks a lot, knows a lot, but usually gets everything wrong.
He gave a 10-minute speech about why the moon is made of cheese and no one believed him.
She said she could fix the world in one day and then spilled coffee on her laptop.
He claimed he could beat anyone at chess, but lost to a kid in 3 moves.
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A walking dictionary who still can't tell a good idea from a bad one.
He used 20 fancy words to say 'I don’t know.'
She quoted Shakespeare to explain why she was late, and it didn’t help.
He explained the meaning of life and then forgot his own name.
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