Machine Gun Huffing

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When you make a series of tiny snorty breaths through your nose because something is so absurdly funny you can’t help it, even if you’re in a fancy restaurant and your dad is yelling at the waiter.

I snorted three times during my dad’s rant about the soup being 'not the soup he ordered in 1992.'

I couldn’t stop huffing like a madman after my teacher said, 'You can’t just whisper your answer during a test.'

I huffed so loud at my cousin’s TikTok dance that the dog started barking at me.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're so tickled by something that you blow out your nose like a dragon in a medieval battle, but it happens in the middle of a normal day.

I huffed like I was fighting a dragon after my mom said, 'You can't just eat the whole pizza.'

I blew my nose in the middle of the grocery store because my friend told me a joke about a sentient cereal box.

I was huffing so hard at my brother’s face-palm moment that the cashier asked if I was okay.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're laughing so hard at something that you make a series of short, snorty noises out of your nose, like you're trying to blow out birthday candles but you're also trying not to cry.

I huffed like I was trying to blow out a fire during my brother’s rant about the internet being 'too loud.'

I couldn’t stop huffing at my friend’s face when he said, 'I just ate a whole bag of chips for breakfast.'

I huffed so hard at my teacher’s face when she said, 'You can't just talk during the test.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're so amused by something that you let out a series of tiny, aggressive snorts through your nose, like you're trying to intimidate the person telling the joke.

I huffed at my dad like I was trying to fight him when he said, 'You can't just take the last bite of cake.'

I snorted so hard at my mom’s joke about the dog that the dog looked at me like I was the problem.

I huffed at my friend like I was about to punch him after he said, 'I just ate a whole sandwich for breakfast.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you can't help but let out a bunch of tiny, fast huffs from your nose because something is so silly you're almost crying, but you're also trying to be cool.

I huffed so hard at my brother’s face when he said, 'I just ate a whole box of candy for breakfast.'

I couldn't stop huffing during my teacher’s rant about the class being 'too loud.'

I huffed so loud at my cousin’s TikTok dance that my dog started howling.

by Slangipedia 8d ago