machine gun fellatio

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Blowing a load of cum so fast it feels like a machine gun is shooting inside your mouth. Found scribbled under a table at Bondi Beach by a guy who used to be in the band. Also related to machine cunnilingus, which is just grosser.

"I tried machine gun fellatio and my mouth felt like a war zone.", @fellatofanatic

"My ex did machine gun fellatio and I got a nosebleed.", @nosebleed_night

"I gave my dog machine gun fellatio and he started howling.", @dogdad4life

by Slangipedia 5h ago

An Australian band that’s so ridiculous it’s almost criminal. They’re filthy, they take their clothes off, and their concerts are like a riot. Also, they have a weird obsession with blowjobs.

"Machine Gun Fellatio is the only band I’ve ever seen do a full onstage ejaculation.", @concertcrazy

"I went to a concert and the lead singer ate my face.", @faceeaten

"They played so loud I got a headache and a hard-on.", @headachehardon

by Slangipedia 5h ago